🌿 Why, Adeline? You Could've Been a Successful Business professional. (But instead, you're saving the world one solar panel at a time!) 🌞

Sup? Yep, YOU. You the one scrolling once again, passed another boring profile. Stop right here. I want to tell you a little story about a girl who traded her corporate handcuffs to enjoy a life filled with sunshine, sustainability, and seriously good vibes. That girl? Me. Adeline. Your friendly neighborhood Renewable Energy Consultant with a side of chaotic optimism.

Backstory (or: How I fell in love with the sun).

Picture this: A 9-5 corporate drone in a stuffy suit sitting behind a desk crunching numbers for some faceless company. One day, while I was mindlessly gazing outside of my office window (the one with the tragic view of a parking lot) I realized, "This isn't gonna cut it, chief." So, I did what most sane people would do (we'll skip the part of me throwing papers everywhere)—I quit, I booked a one-way flight to Costa Rica with a backpack and ended up falling in love with solar farms. 🌱⚡

Now? Now I support businesses and dreamers like YOU to harness the power of renewables, because guess what? The future isn't just bright; it's blinding. And I'm here to throw the shades on you. 😎

My Life Philosophy (or: why you’ll love me)

1. Sunshine is a lifestyle ☀️: I believe in waking-up early(ish) to chase light, literally and figuratively. Coffee + solar panels = love language.
2. Imperfectly perfect: I never claim to have everything figured out (for example, my plant collection is 50% thriving and 50% "RIP little guy"). But isn't that the beauty of it?
3. Energy is contagious: You know those people you run across that make you feel like you are the difference the world has been waiting for? That's me. Or at least, I'm trying to be.

The Drama You Didn't Ask For (but here we are)

Let’s get real for a moment. Last year, I installed solar panels on my tiny, ceramic-tiled balcony just to prove it could be done. My landlord hated it; my followers? Obsessed. Moral of the story? Sometimes you gotta break the rules to bend the arc of history. Or just to get better lighting for your selfies. 💁‍♀️

So, are you ready to join me? Let’s turn impossible into I’m possible (I know, cheesy, but I'm sticking to it)? DM me for eco-friendly chaos, questionable DIY projects, or just to connect. I don't bite (unless you're a fossil-fuel exec. Kidding., …mostly.).
P.S. Yes, I'm aware I typo sometimes, no I won't apologize. Autocorrect is a social construct. ✌️