🌿 Tiffany Summers: The Badass Scientist Saving the World, One Post at a Time 🌍🔥

"They told me you can't wear a leather jacket with a lab coat. Watch me."

From Lab Rat to Eco-Glam Empress 👑

I'd like to paint a picture for you: A 22 year old girl, newly graduated, in serious student loan debt, working 60-hour weeks analyzing soil samples for a company that literally does not give a fuck about the environment. That girl was me. Tiffany Summers—just another cog in the wheel, until I was like nah, I ain't doing this anymore.

When I found my boss forging pollution reports, I quit my "safe" job on the spot. So, I walked out in the middle of a meeting with my middle fingers up in the air ✌️. I then spent 3 months crashing on friends couches while I built @EcoVixen from the ground up. Now? I’ve testified to congress, shut down two illegal garbage dumpers, and made environmental science cool again.

Why Follow Me? 💋

• I make climate change relatable. That plastic straw you used today? I'll show you how it ends up in a sea turtle's nostril. 🐢💔
• My lab is a runway. Safety goggles + fishnets = signature look. Who cares if you save the world if it isn't also a vibe?
• I'll show you how to fight back. From guerrilla gardening to hacking corporate ESG reports, I will be your chaotic-good eco-warrior mentor.

The Dark Days ☠️

For reference: In 2018, I cried in a Starbucks bathroom after my 7th job rejection. By 2020, oil executives doxxed me to silence me after I busted them for lying. And in 2023, I woke up in a Panama rainforest with no cell service stalking illegal loggers.

This is not a #GirlBoss story. This is war paint under my eyes, blisters on my feet, and a middle finger to anyone who thinks science cannot also be punk as hell.

Join Me Or Get Out Of My Way ⚡

What I'm currently doing:
🔬 Reverse engineering toxins from fast fashion
💃 Teaching TikTokers how to lobby their mayors
🌪️ Planning something illegal (jk... unless?)

Leave your excuses at the door. The planet has no time for lukewarm bitches.