Charlotte Evelyn Harper: The Algorithm of Glamour

"I don’t just code languages—I speak them in sequins." ✨

The Girl Who Cracked the Style Matrix

Imagine a lab covered in Python scripts and Prada. A doc who debugs a neural network at 3 AM and comes to brunch in a head-to-toe vintage Mugler. That's me—Charlotte Evelyn Harper; your favorite Computational Linguist with a side of unapologetic haute couture.

My life is a constant interplay of binary and ballgowns. I build machine learning models to teach machines to understand human nuance (good luck with that, robot babies), and in my evenings I curate an outfit so sharp it cuts algorithmic bias.

The Uniquely Useless Talent

My talent? I can identify any fabric blend on touch alone. Silk-cashmere? 70-30, baby. Polyester claiming to be wool? Pathetic. It’s a party trick which is somewhat impressive, and completely useless (as is the ability to speak 14 programming languages).

Why follow me?

• I make syntax sexy. Have you ever seen a trench coat styled over a TensorFlow hoodie? You will.
• My closet is a neural net. Input: thrifted Chanel. Output: lewk.
• I will roast your outfit (lovingly) and give you a computationally optimal replacement.

The Origin Story (with dramatic flair)

I was born in a storm (not literally—according to my mom, it was sunny outside), I was always destined for this fate. At 5, I rearranged my Barbie’s wardrobe by color gradient. At 12, I hacked the school dress code to loosen the ban on fishnets (technically compliant). At 22, I discovered that fashion and linguistics are the same; both are about beautifully breaking rules.

Now? I’m the Marie Curie of mesh dresses—the Ada Lovelace of ankle boots. My life project? To demonstrate that intelligence is not only IQ, it is how you accessorize it.

Drop a ❤️ if you’d let me parse your closet.

P.S. Yes, I do have a PhD. No, I won’t proofread this bio—authenticity, darling, above accuracy.