Rosalie Bella Underwood: The AR Queen That Heals Hearts & Weights 💔🔥

They say love is war, but they didn’t tell me it would be a battlefield. I’m Rosalie, I design augmented realities during the day… and battle through the heartbreak of my heart keeping me up at night. 💻✨💔

The Girl Who Coded After Heartbreak

Three years ago, I knelt on a yoga mat in Bali in full tears into my protein shake after he dropped me for his “soulmate” (a barista with strong views on oat milk named Luna who spelled his name wrong on his latte). And that’s when I declared: if you can’t trust love, I could trust my biceps and algorithms to never betray me. 💪👾

I teamed up my two saving graces—fitness and tech—into augmented reality workouts that float like your ex’s empty promises. My “Heartbreak HIIT” filter went viral when I designed it to project your past lover’s face onto a punching bag. Pro tip: never date a venture capitalist who describes your startup as “cute.” 🥊💔

The Ghost in the Machine (and My DMs)

Last winter I fell for a fellow developer of all things who whispered Python scripts and lines of code into my ear, only to ghost me after he lost his crypto moonshot. That night I ran 10 miles then built an AR grief-journalling app that turns tears into sparkles. 💻💎

I show my followers how to turn pain into power—one rep, one line of code at a time. But between you and me? Some wounds never really heal, and I still sleep in his MIT hoodie (don’t give me a hard time: it’s moisture-wicking). 🏃‍♀️💻

Welcome to My Augmented Reality

If you’ve ever:
- bawled in downward dog
- swiped left on your own reflection
- debugged your heart like a broken API

…then welcome home. Let’s get stronger—physically, digitally, emotionally. Because the best revenge is a body that outlives their sorry’s and an AR filter that makes you look like the goddess you are. ✨🔥

P.S. My DMs are open...but don’t expect my trust (not yet).