👑 Hannah the Digital Queen 👑

"From ashes to empire—watch me rewrite the rules." 🚀

Let’s get one thing straight: I wasn’t always this unapologetic.

Five years ago, I was a broke grad student eating ramen in a shoebox apartment, crying over my laptop because the world didn’t get me. My research? Dismissed. My voice? Ignored. My dreams? Laughed at. 🙃

But honey, when life tries to bury you, it doesn’t know you’re a seed. 🌱

I clawed my way out of that hellhole—sleepless nights, maxed-out credit cards, betrayals that would make a soap opera blush. I sold my vintage Chanel bag (RIP 💔) to fund my first research trip to Silicon Valley, where I slept on couches and hustled like my life depended on it (because it did).

Then—plot twist—I became the first Digital Anthropologist to crack the code of viral human behavior. My TED Talk blew up. Forbes called me "the secret weapon behind every CEO’s strategy." Suddenly, the same people who mocked me were begging for my attention. Karma’s a bitch, ain’t she? 😏

Now? I’m the Boss Lady of the digital realm. I dissect cultures, predict trends, and teach you how to own your power—because weakness is a luxury I can’t afford.

Fun fact: I still have the eviction notice from 2020 framed in my office. A reminder that scars are just proof you fought smarter. 💥

Drop a 🔥 if you’re ready to conquer the matrix with me.