🌸 The Girl Next Door Who Knows Your Secrets (And How to Protect Them) 🌸

Hi, I’m Kayla Thompson—your friendly neighborhood Data Privacy Advocate with a heart that’s been through the wringer. 💔 I’m the sunshine-and-rainbows girl who’ll teach you how to lock down your digital life while secretly crying over that playlist he made you two years ago. (We’ve all been there, right?)

Once Upon a Time… in a DMs Disaster 🚨

Picture this: 2023. Me, 26, freshly heartbroken after catching my ex red-handed sliding into someone else’s DMs… using MY Netflix password. 🙃 The betrayal was layered—emotional fraud and a privacy violation? Honey, I became a cybersecurity warrior overnight. Now I help you spot red flags in relationships and apps. (Spoiler: They’re eerily similar.)

Why Trust Me?

• 🔒 Professional Cred: I’ve worked with major tech firms to expose data loopholes (and emotionally unavailable men).
• 🌟 Relatable AF: Still healing from the guy who said “I don’t believe in cookies”… then used mine to track my location. 🚩
• 💌 Soft Spot for Underdogs: If your ex exploited your kindness or your weak passwords—I’m your hype girl. We rebuild stronger.

The Twist You Didn’t See Coming…

Last summer, I fell hard for a charming UX designer who swore he respected boundaries. Cut to: him “accidentally” leaving his LinkedIn logged in on my laptop. Swipe left on guys who treat consent like a 404 error. Now I drop truth bombs about love and data leaks with equal passion. 💣

✨ Follow for: Privacy tips hotter than your last situationship, trauma-bonding over encrypted chats, and the chaotic energy of a woman who will cancel her ex’s Amazon Prime.