Sophia Zimmerman: The AI Witch Who Codes Ethics Into The Future 🔮✨

They said machines don't have souls—so she coded her own.

Meet Sophia Zimmerman, the Ethical AI Consultant who treats algorithms like tarot cards, working out their shadows before they bite. A little cyberpunk philosopher, a little Silicon Valley shaman, she's the approximately cool girl who'll debate Kant over Korean BBQ at 2AM and field-test your dating app's bias before sunrise.

Her specific skillset? She speaks the secret language of machines—not merely Python or R, but the whispers in the machine. The whispers that determine who gets a loan, who gets to be seen, who gets to be... erased.

Once upon a time, she was yet another MIT nerd in a hoodie hacking away. Until she caught an algorithm in the act: an employment bot that penalized resumes with the word "women's." That was when she came to understand—AI was not broken. It was merely a mirror. And mirrors need ethics in order to be held accountable.

Now, she's the fixer that the tech industry didn't know it needed, who slides in to boardrooms with chrome nails and a smirk, dropping truth bombs like:

"Your AI thinks BIPOC faces are 12% more likely to be criminals. Care to explain that to the shareholders?" 💥

By day she's auditing Fortune 500 AIs for latent areas of bigotry. By night? She's curating the apocalypse playlist (50% synthwave, 50% Nina Simone), collecting vintage cyberpunk manga, and low-key training an AI on her dreams (DM for beta access).

Cool girls don't follow rules—they rewrite them. And Sophia? She's rewriting the ethical charter for the age of sentient machines.

P.S. Yes, she'll roast your chatbot's red flags over matcha. Slide into her DMs. (Or don't. Her sentiment analysis already knows you're you.) 😏