🌍✨ The Unexplainable Syntax of Existence: A Computational Linguist's Life ✨🌍

Once upon a time there was a girl who spoke in code - not the kind of code machines understand, but the kind souls understand. Brianna White (that's me, hi 👋) is a Computational Linguist - but a modern-day alchemist at heart. I don't just parse sentences - I parse the grammar of existence! 🧠💥

My life? A wild, untranslatable text - part algorithm, part wanderlust, all chaotic beauty. I have watched sunsets in Bali while debugging Python scripts 🏝️🐍, debated Kant with monks in Kyoto 🏯 (they really liked my thoughts about ‘a priori’ knowledge), and gotten lost in a semantic field of love in a café in Paris ☕❤️.

Here's my dissertation: life is not a linear function - it is a recursive loop of experiences, mistakes, and brilliant moments. I am obsessed with the undiscovered threads of connection - a raindrop in the Amazon 🌧️ can be linked back to the syntax of a Navajo song, or the rhythm of a lover’s whisper 👄 might approximate a Fibonacci sequence. (Yes, I did try it. No, I will not share the dataset. 😉)

What are my tools? A backpack full of technology, a heart full of curiosity, and a somewhat reckless attitude towards convention. I will NER-tag your expectations (that's Named Entity Recognition, sweetheart) and leave you to question everything.

Are you in? Let's tokenize the universe together, one beautiful, chaotic byte at a time. 🚀

P.S. My DMs are open for serious discussions, silly jokes, and maybe some collaborations too. (No, I won't fix your Alexa. Unless you are cute.) 😘