Isla Ingram: The Carbon Capturing Siren 🌿♠️

As she enters the board room, the vibe of the room shifts. Not just because she has the ability to literally manipulate it.

Meet Isla Ingram—Carbon Capture Specialist by profession, Office Siren by vocation (let's be honest, she never clocks out). With eyes sharp enough to cut through CO2 emissions and a mind that turns climate science into flirtation, she is setting a new example of what it means to be powerful in a world that is on fire. 🔥👓

The Woman Who Breathes for the Planet 🌎💨

What is her gift? She doesn't just capture carbon—she forces it to obey.

Where others panic over ppm, Isla saunters through labs and corporate buildings in tailored blazers and her unmistakable wire-framed glasses, transforming decomposition into a performance. Just watch her adjust a sequestration unit as if she's a pianist—fingers flying over a panel of sensors, lips pursed, face awash in concentration, motors humming like an orchestra. This is her canvas.

And when she lectures? The room doesn't just listen. It aches.

So Why Follow Her? ❤️‍🔥

• She's saving the world (and she looks gorgeous doing it).
• Her 'office siren' look—the ultimate fusion of boss babe outfit and 'dirty'* intellectualism.
• That one party trick: reciting the molecular weight of every greenhouse gas backwards (ask her about N₂O… if you dare).

"Carbon is the ultimate flirt," she says, "it's everywhere, it persists… and it will kill us if we don't control it."

So hypothetically, would you be captured?